A calculus of the absurd
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Chapter 1 Introduction
These are my mathematics notes. Please direct any queries, comments, suggestions, etc to TEYMOUR @ REASONING . PAGE (or just say hi - I don’t bite, promise!) Be warned; these are a massive work in progress.
This document could have been alternatively titled
\(\seteqnumber{0}{1.}{0}\)\begin{equation*} \int \frac {d}{dx} \left ( \lvert \sqrt {2}\rvert x \right ) dx = \lvert \sqrt {2}\rvert x + c \end{equation*}
“The central theme of Anna Karenina,” he said, “is that a rural life of moral simplicity, despite its monotony, is the preferable personal narrative to a daring life of impulsive passion, which only leads to tragedy.” “That is a very long theme,” the scout said. “It’s a very long book,” Klaus replied.
— Lemony Snicket, THE SLIPPERY SLOPE , BOOK EIGHT OF A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS